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Post by skithemullet on Feb 28, 2006 23:56:58 GMT -5
Stupidity has struck china and all of the leaders have become retarded, lets watch as Zhang Jiao starts out
Zhang Jiao: Uhhhh well this sucks what did i gather all these men for
Zhang Bao: I think to rebel against the Han
Zhang Jiao: Oh uhhhh YOUR FLIES UNDONE
Yellow Turbans: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Zhang Bao: Ah you son of a(kills self with blade)
The end of episode one
How we will continue this series is that the poster of an episode will pick a prime char to use then some 1 else will use episode 2 to use 1's choice and so on
So for episode 2 whoever wishes to continue the series write about Yuan Shao
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Post by Phoenix on Mar 2, 2006 17:03:14 GMT -5
Yuan Shao: We will capture Ca Cao and De-Keg him!
Army: W00t!
Most trusted general: But, sir! we need to kill him!
*Yuan Shao De-Kegs him*
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Post by skithemullet on Mar 2, 2006 18:01:57 GMT -5
now you have to pick a charfor some1 else to write about
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Post by Phoenix on Mar 10, 2006 19:59:42 GMT -5
Sorry.
Dian Wei.
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Post by skithemullet on Mar 10, 2006 21:26:28 GMT -5
Ahem ill dothis one
Dian Wei:Sir i intend to be your most regarded bodyguard
Cao Cao: No need for one of those but im in need of a dickface
Dian Wei: Consider it done
Cao Cao : Oh sorry i forgot its taken already by that guy
Dian Wei: YOU DICKFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Kills That Guy
Ok the next person, write about Gongsun Zan
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Post by Phoenix on Mar 11, 2006 16:11:32 GMT -5
Just you and me, huh?
Gongzun Zan: We have to secure BASTARD DICK HEAD MOTHERF***** LAND!
Advisor: Good Idea, My Lord. We will secure BASTARD DICK HEAD MOTHERF***** LAND!
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Post by Phoenix on Mar 12, 2006 7:16:10 GMT -5
Pwn't ^^^^^
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Post by skithemullet on Mar 12, 2006 18:09:01 GMT -5
ok now who do i write about
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Post by Phoenix on Mar 13, 2006 11:55:22 GMT -5
Woops sorry again.
Xu Huang
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Post by skithemullet on Mar 15, 2006 21:51:50 GMT -5
Cao Cao: Well congrats Xu Huang, you are trhe strongest warrior under heaven
Xu Huang: No who cares about conqering heaven anymore,dont oppose GOD
Cao Cao: then what are you
Xu Huang The greatest warrior above hell
next person write about Sun Jian
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Post by bhuddahampster on Mar 15, 2006 22:48:07 GMT -5
Sun Jian: Ok family! Let's go into the ambush!
Sun Quan: Errrrr, I'll stay behind.
Sun Ce: I'd like to serve my 2 year term before I die....
Sun Shang Xiang: I would, but your an asshole of a father.
Sun Jian: Yeargh! I am dead! JIANG DONG!!!!!!!
How's about Dong Zhuo?
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Post by Phoenix on Mar 16, 2006 11:43:14 GMT -5
Dong Zhuo : Lu Bu, Your a crap fighter and I HATE YOU!
Write about Zhang Fei next.
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Post by SoroSuub1 on Mar 16, 2006 17:11:14 GMT -5
*Chang Ban*
Zhang Fei: ...and the toll for crossing is DEATH!
Cao Cao: Oh my, look at his brawn. How I do wish to pet him, just once, you know, and call him my pet Sam.
Huang Hao!
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Post by bhuddahampster on Mar 17, 2006 20:17:51 GMT -5
Huang Hao: Der, I'm a retarded greedy bastard! Hi Liu Shan.
Liu Shan: So am I. I'll hire you to wreck my kingdom. You get a decent wage with lots of perks and don't forgot the bribe bonus's you can get. You just have to chop of your penis.
Huang Hao: Not like I was using it anyway!
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Post by bhuddahampster on Mar 17, 2006 20:18:37 GMT -5
Oh right, forgot who is going next.... how's about Liao Hua?
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